Disclaim This.

Pinwheels by etsy seller designsbymarygrace. Image by PhotoBloomGL

It’s a blog.  I am a real person with real opinions that you may or may not  agree with.  You stumbled upon it because you were daydreaming when you should of been working!

In no way do I mean to intentially defame (or asperse, bad-mouth, belie, besmirch, blacken, blister, calumniate, cast aspersions on, cast slur on, denigrate, detract, discredit, disgrace, dishonor, disparage, do a number on, knock, malign, pan, put zingers on, roast, scandalize, scorch, slam, smear, speak evil of, stigmatize, throw mud at, traduce, vilify, villainize, vituperate) anyone, any religion, any business nor can I prove the actual “ghetto-ness” of this island.  I am not a doctor, lawyer, government employee or famous basketball player.  I claim to know it all and know nothing.  I am a strung-out-part-time-working, no sleep-getting mother of two incredible loving, intelligent, marshmellow-loving crazy kids; a wife to a man who stinks like fish most of the time .  I’m just trying to make our life work on this rock.  While keeping my sanity.   Just because I say something one day, there might be a chance that my mind will change later on.  I am allowed to do that.  And so are you.  And I try to tell it like it is.

AND I am human.  I write this blog, edit this blog and make spelling and grammer mistakes that make my MIL thank God I don’t plan on home-schooling her grandchildren.

Beleive it or not, and despite shipping policies from certain companies in the US (um, TARGET) we ARE part of the United States and we are protected by the incredible First Amendment.

And look, bottom line is I am trying to provide you with a little humor to get you through your boring, stateside life where you are stuck in traffic each day, shovel snow in the winter, break open the hydrants in the summer and day dream about running away to an island in the Caribbean.  Well, I did.  And sometimes I wish I could run back.  Very Fast.

Generally, when all of the stars are aligned just right, I am a really nice person.  Come have a beer at the Garden with me.  So there it is.  I claim responsibility for all of it and nothing at all.

{like the pinwheels?  Order your own for any ‘ol occasion from etsy seller designsbymarygrace .  Photo credit PhotoBloomGL.}